12-Year-Old Arrested for Passing Gas!

Another sign that the end of the world is near: "A 12-year-old Florida student was arrested earlier this month after he 'deliberately passed gas to disrupt the class,' according to police. The child, who was also accused of shutting off the computers of classmates at Stuart's Spectrum Jr./Sr. High School [in Martin County], was busted November 4 for disruption of a school function." The Smoking Gun has the perp's mugshot.