ROTFL! WorldNetDaily, in an article about the weekly column he started writing, ran a list of the following Norris-isms:
Norris, the star of "Walker: Texas Ranger" and some of the biggest action pictures ever, is talking to a new generation these days as part of an Internet craze for one-liners usually labeled not as jokes but as "facts."
Here are some samples:
"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there."
"They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for Chuck's beard."
"Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink."
"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming that 'Law & Order' are the names of his left and right legs."
"Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light because the dark is afraid of him."
"Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas."
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."
"When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down."
"When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
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I suggest Chuck Norris. They say he can't walk on water--but he can swim on land.
ROTFL! WorldNetDaily, in an article about the weekly column he started writing, ran a list of the following Norris-isms:
Norris, the star of "Walker: Texas Ranger" and some of the biggest action pictures ever, is talking to a new generation these days as part of an Internet craze for one-liners usually labeled not as jokes but as "facts."
Here are some samples:
"Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there."
"They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for Chuck's beard."
"Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink."
"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming that 'Law & Order' are the names of his left and right legs."
"Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light because the dark is afraid of him."
"Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas."
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."
"When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down."
"When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
Source: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52514
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