"A Free Market Solution to White Guilt"

James Lewis makes reference to a "Certificate of Absolution for White Guilt," signed by Ken Hamblin:

"I'm a big fan of black radio personalities Ken Hamblin and Larry Elder. Ken Hamblin called himself 'the Black Avenger,' not because he hates anybody, but because he was so enraged by the con artists who have taken over so much of the 'racial Left,' leaving devastation in their wake. Because the race industry is fueled by White Guilt, Hamblin decided to hand out absolution certificates -- he's a black guy, after all, and therefore naturally authorized to forgive white folks, just as much as the Three Revs (Jesse, Al, and Jeremiah). Hamblin still has his official Certificate of Absolution for White Guilt on the web. You can print it out, signed by Mr. Hamblin, and post it on your wall. Look at it whenever you feel that dreaded clutch of guilt. It's free. "