NBC Sports ran a story that starts like this:
"The mayor, the president and Oprah Winfrey may hope to return to Chicago from Copenhagen with the 2016 Olympic Games, but some around town hope the International Olympic Committee deems the Second City the second city.
"As in second to Rio de Janeiro. Or Tokyo. Or Madrid...."
Count on Michelle Malkin to write a few choice words of her own about cities prostituting themselves for the honor of hosting the Olympics.