Chuck Norris, martial arts expert, actor, author, and columnist, turned 70 yesterday. In his honor, we run some mind-boggling "facts" about him from the Mirror [U.K.]:
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than death can process them.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
and, among others, a cobra once bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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