Sunday, May 2, 2010

Stabbing Suspect Caught in Port-a-Potty


This may seem like TOO MUCH INFORMATION (TMI) for some readers, but it is our duty to report toilet news that may be overlooked by other sources. According to KOMO News report, an unidentified 30-year-old man was found hiding neck-deep in sewage at a Snohomish County [Washington state] port-a-potty. Police had been looking for the suspect in connection with a stabbing, and followed up on a lead by a witness who said that a man entered the port-a-potty but did not leave. At least the incident did not take place in Korea, where they don't use chemicals to mitigate the small, the better to use the night soil to fertilize farm fields - then his prospects for survival would have been much less.

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