Year to date statistics on Airport pat-down screening from the TSA

Courtesy of bikernet.com:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Incontinence 6,418
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

–from Robin Hartfiel