FOX News ran a story about Christian radio broadcaster Harold Camping, who announced that Saturday, 21 May is Judgment Day. It is unclear as to how he could find a way around Matthew 24:36 and other scriptures, but in my case, the only possible catastrophe that could take place on that date is if my comedy act bombed at the DBSA (Depression and Bipolar Support Alliance) national conference in Houston, TX, and I am determined to prevent that from happening. Doug Ross @ Journal has a few choice words to say about this diversion from more serious matters.
UPDATE: In addition to the cartoon above, I am pleased to say that we knew the world wouldn't come to an end when our comedy night (Sat. 21 May) DID NOT BOMB! We are referring to the American English meaning: flop, failure, disaster.
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FOR ALL TH EDUMB PEOPLE THAT BUYS INTO CRAP LIKE THIS NEEDS TO STOP BEING DUMB AND START READING THE BIBLE TO REALIZES THAT IT SAYS IN WORDS THAT NO ONE WILL KNOW WHEN THE END OF DAYS ARE UPON US UNTIL IT HAPPENS. SO THOSE THAT SAY THAT IT IS COMING ON MAY 21ST 2011 IS SOMEONE THAT IS LOOKING FOR ATTENION AND IS A CULT LEADER AND NEEDS TO STFU PERIOD. FAITH WILL TAKE US TO THE ACTUALL END DAYS WHITHOUT FEAR OR WITHOUT REGERT AND WITH OUT PEOPLE TRYING TO PREDICT WHEN IT WILL BE. THOSE THAT DOES DON'T READ TTHIER BIBLE ENOUGH TO KNOW ANY BETTER. AND BESIDES IF IT DOES HAPPEN HE WOULD KNOW JUST LIKE EVERY BODY ELSE WOULD THE DAY THAT IT HAPPENS
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