Don't You Have to Have a Brain to Experience Brain Freeze?

This news story fresh out of Salina, KS: Robert Schultz crashed his car into a house, and told police with a straight face that "chest freeze" from a slush drink he purchased at a Sonic restaurant caused him to lose control of his car. He was taken to Salina Regional Health Center, treated, and released. He probably went to see a trial lawyer to discuss the possibility of suing Sonic. This is better than buying lottery tickets, as the odds of winning are so much better.