Friday, August 22, 2008
A Warm and Fuzzy Alternative to Obama and McCain
Rick Moran of Right Wing Nut House has nominated his pet cat, Snowball, for the presidency. About the only obstacle to qualifying is the fact that she's only 3 years old. Complicating the calculation in cat years is knowing that these animals reach puberty in less than a year, but in terms of maturity, she definitely sets a high standard.
"Regular readers will recall that rather than choose either Obama or McCain as my candidate, I turned instead to my pet cat Snowball as a creature I could fully get behind for president.
"The wisdom of this choice becomes more and more evident as the campaign goes along. As the other candidates have sniped and snarked at one another, Snowball has stayed above the fray with that kind of quiet dignity that only cats can aspire. She has not said a word against either McCain or Obama despite the fact that both have given her plenty of ammunition...."