Senator-for-Life Kennedy, 77, Dies of Brain Cancer!
Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA) passed away quietly in his sleep last night. While we at "Bloodthirsty Warmonger" often disagreed with his policies and personal conduct, he was a shrewd politician with over 40 years of experience. His endosement of Sen. Barack Obama was a key element in helping him win the presidential election last year.
UPDATE: No story of Kennedy's passing would be complete without a picture of the woman who presumably had a lot of questions for him when he passed over to her side of existence - Mary Jo Kopechne.